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bullsitting 

The act of making up an excuse, such as babysitting, to get out of doing something else.
Me: Hey Katie, do you want to come hangout?

Katie: Ummmm no I can't. I have to uhhh, babysit my sister.

Me: Maaan, you ain't babysitting, you're bullsitting!!!
bullsitting by valvenus November 23, 2011

bullmastiff 

someone that is extremely muscular that weighs more than 230 pounds and has massive lower body development
"how long have you been hitting calves? or have you always been a bullmastiff??
bullmastiff by bighock June 5, 2010

balltastic 

An expression meaning great in a ball way.
Man yo mommas jalumba is balltastic.
balltastic by GENERAL ASSWIPE June 27, 2006

bullmastiff 

An Awesome dog breed originating from england; mix of mastiff and bull dog. Originally used by estate game keepers to engage poachers and hold them to the ground without mauling them until the game keeper arrived. Extremely terretorial and protective of its owners and property. Good family dogs for people who have time.
The bullmastiff quickly tore the trespasser down in a powerful leap.

The bullmastiffs didn't miss a beat after eating a four pound bag of quick dry cement.

After being kept in the kitchen all day, the bullmastiff decided to chew his way through the wall into the hallway.
bullmastiff by Norte Borracho August 3, 2006

Bulltittied 

Adjective; When a woman gets her nipples pierced, and her titties are uglier than the faces she makes while writhing in pain.
Sarah Joe: (while getting her condom breasts pierced) MMMMAAHOOWWWW!

Bubba Joe: Yer girlfriend has udders for ti'ets.

Ricky Joe: She got pierced tiddies man. She's bulltittied.

Bubba Joe: She is bulltittied.

Ricky Joe: Got damn, lets go get a beer.
Bulltittied by Joe Joe the Fredneck February 26, 2009