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ballbatting 

The act of taking a baseball bat and hitting someone about the knees, shins, ribs, head, or any other part of their body, in order to extract some cold-blooded retribution. Usually practiced by the mafia (or angry dads who just found out their daughters got boned by a dude they disapprove of) or anyone who wants to make a quick statement loud and clear.
Did you hear those c***suckers got what was coming to them? Vinnie just got back from ballbatting their knees after they ducked him for more than a year for the 5 grand they owed him!
ballbatting by tapoutrightnow May 31, 2009
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Ballbusting 

Ballbusting: when a girl punishes a guy for touching her or staring at her body by hitting his sensitive balls as hard as she can.
Ballbusting: I made the mistake of staring at a girl’s cleavage last week. She punished me by kicking me in the balls as hard as she could. I fell to the floor and couldn’t move for an hour. It was painful to walk for a week from the constant ache in my balls.
Ballbusting by falafelballs November 2, 2021

ballbusting 

Ballbusting is causing pain to the testicles of the male for enjoyment reasons rather than for self defence reasons. Women enjoy it for the power they feel when they can so easily drop a male to the floor in great agony. They also find it amusing to see them sqirming and groaning while holding their scrotums from such a minor blow. Males seem to enjoy their own vulnerability when it comes to a woman exploiting it. Most men become erect at the thought of a woman controlling them by their testicles. (women always aim for the testicles for self defence which is also a turn on for many)
Her fascination in ballbusting was her interest in the male weakness in his testicles and wanted to experience the feelings of power over a man much stronger than herself. She looked for any reason to kick a man in the balls.
ballbusting by Dixie John April 23, 2006

Ballbusting 

Ballbusting is a popular game for girls involving hitting guys in the balls as hard as possible to get the funniest male reactions.
Ballbusting has extra points for making a guy cry, beg or sing in soprano.
Ballbusting by ballsaremochi September 22, 2023

Ballbusting 

The act of slapping, kicking, and punching a mans balls (nuts / testicles)

Often done male on male, in which one man busts another mans balls. It is arousing for the man being busted, knowing that the person doing it understands the pain he is inflicting, and vice versa.
I hooked up with a dude who was into ballbusting last night. He let me kick him in the balls until he came!

I walked in on Chris and Jake ballbusting yesterday…Chris was grabbing Jakes balls and beating them senseless!
Ballbusting by Bust More Balls November 25, 2022

ballbusting 

Kicking testicles is becoming a popular sport in schools where girls go and bust as many guys as possible
I busted five guys nuts in a week
ballbusting by Testicle Queen September 19, 2003

ballbusting 

when a female kicks (or punches) a male in the balls very hard...common in femdom/sm practices
she put all her force into it, and kicked me as hard as she could, and then laughed as i collapsed and passed out
ballbusting by John M. February 5, 2005
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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