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Bull Milking 

1. The process of capturing semen from male cattle for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2. Sexual stimulation of a male by a partner's hand.
It takes a brave man to be part of a bull milking team.
Bull Milking by Woolburr December 2, 2007
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bull-milking

the act of jacking-off a bull (male cow)
I heard your English teacher milked the bull!! She's such a dumb ass!!
bull-milking by bootyslapper April 9, 2004

Raven Bull Milking 

When you are having sexy bondage session and you stroke the man and tell him “Moo bitch” and he starts making Moo sounds while you edge him. This is applicable to milking the prostate too.
While he was tied down I did a Raven Bull Milking on the bound sub. I told his ass “Moo Bitch for your Goddess” and he started to Moo like a cow.

I shoved a finger up his ass to start the Raven Bull Milking and told him “Moo bitch boy for momma.” He began to Moo as he began to ejaculate.

milking the bull 

jackin off; if accompanied, gettin a hand job
"Where's Joe?" "Oh, he's off milking the bull."
milking the bull by lu January 17, 2003

milking the bull 

translated from the olde Dutch idiom. Expecting impossible results.
John was milking the bull when he thought he could win a karaoke contest when he had a case of laryngitis.
milking the bull by Klaust70 February 22, 2013

Milking the bull 

when someone fucks their dad
"Where is Samantha"
"Oh, she is off milking the bull"
Milking the bull by jim74853468 February 27, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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