Bufordism

The philosophy of celebrating life as a dumbass.

The U.S. government has adopted a firm policy of Bufordism for all its employees.

Bufordism by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

bordism 

A bordism is an equivalence relalation between maninfolds. Two n dimensional manifolds are bordant if their is an n+1 dimensional manifold whose boundary is the disjoint union of the two n dimensional manifolds

A pair of pants is a bordism between the circle and the disjoint union of two circles.

bordism by KoisterKloitch June 21, 2012

Bufordem 

The art of releasing multiple (all) dogs from their confinements on one single hog that's been running for more than 45 seconds. Release all too many dogs

Wesley "How are we gonna stop this runner"
Blake "We gonna Bufordem"

Bufordem by Possum Top February 22, 2019

bordism 

bordism - complete and utter boredom, a state in which you're sitting there falling asleep when you're wide awake.

Little johnny is suffering from utter fucking bordism

bordism by Kurt August 8, 2004

bordism 

The Art of being bored , it can be easily be cured by interaction with other people, sleeping it off, shiney things, doing things u wud kill urself for if your friends found out(ex. playing dress-up) or anything else tht will keep your mind off the fact that u have nothing to do

Guy 1: "Heyyy man! i saw a picture of u and ur sister having a teaparty! Your mom just showed me!! U SUCK"

Guy2: "Awwww! i was suffering severe bordism....and she said there was no film in that camera!!"

bordism by UHoh... September 6, 2005