Buffalo Milk

The squirting ejaculate of an extremely obese female. Usually expelled in copious, sheet and carpet soaking amounts.

I took that fat chick home last night and banged her so hard she soaked my bed in Buffalo milk.

She squatted her big fat meat curtains over my face and flicked her bean until she unleashed her buffalo milk all over my face.

Buffalo Milk by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

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Buffalo Milk

a) Semen
b) cum

My bitch loves buffalo milk, she drinks it everyday.

Buffalo Milk by RayBigDaddy August 27, 2012

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buffalo milk butter

it is when you milk a male buffalo in return you end up with a creamy substance which you churn to get buffalo milk butter

Guy 1: "Do you have a buffalo?"
Guy 3: "Yes?"
Guy 1: "You should milk it"
Guy 2: "Already have got some cream"
Guy 1: "Did you churn it to get some buffalo milk butter?"
Guy 2: " Yep, had it on toast"

buffalo milk butter by Buffalo milk September 17, 2013

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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