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buckfarting

Verb: the act of looking busy, while really just mentally spacing out in order to avoid helping with housework. To wander around aimlessly instead of getting dressed and ready to go, often done unintentionally when hungover.
Leenie, what are you doing in there? Can you please stop buckfarting around and get dressed before we're late for dinner.

Ryan Thomas! Stop buckfarting around and get your ass in here and help me with these dishes!
buckfarting by coonass101 March 29, 2010

Buckfucking 

The act of having sex anywhere at a local Starbucks.
Friend: "Dude, Mike and Traci were totally having sex in the Starbucks bathroom!"

Me: "You mean they were Buckfucking?"
Buckfucking by CodeJefe June 19, 2011

Bucknutting 

The act of failing miserably against a substantially inferior opponent in an athletic arena. 2. A hilarious failure, usually reserved for college football.
Ohio state's bucknutting trend continued for a 3rd year in a row last night as they were crushed by an unranked underwhelming Purdue team by 29pts.
Bucknutting by stinky leaf October 23, 2018

Bucketting 

The process in which a man rams a woman so hard during sex that her vagina becomes wide and bucket-like.
'Oi double, let's go bucketting tonight'
'Sounds like a plan homie. Hold up, let's have a competition to see who buckets the most women'
Bucketting by eMLo August 20, 2007

Corn Bucketting

The sexual act of taking a female partner and a gallon of cream corn and a KFC buckett to a field and proceeding to fill every orfus on her body with the cream corn. After the corning is complete, kill da bitch and place a kfc bucket on her head. Then proceed to make sweet sweet sweet corn love to that hot bod.
"So how bout you's crabslashin hamburgler ho's come corn bucketting wit us?"
Dude, "Remember when we corn bucketted your sister? No? Well I do!"
"Wiggly Woot Woot In you're toot toot when I's gonna corny bucketted you boo!"
"Ya hear that??? Corn Bucketting! Let's Roll!"
Corn Bucketting by BassGod! January 20, 2008