buckfarting

Verb: the act of looking busy, while really just mentally spacing out in order to avoid helping with housework. To wander around aimlessly instead of getting dressed and ready to go, often done unintentionally when hungover.

Leenie, what are you doing in there? Can you please stop buckfarting around and get dressed before we're late for dinner.

Ryan Thomas! Stop buckfarting around and get your ass in here and help me with these dishes!

buckfarting by coonass101 March 29, 2010

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BuckFutting

An activity where you stick your male member gets stuck in a bucks mouth after shooting a puck up a buck's ass. usually is the last thing on someone's bucket list.

"wow dude I just went buckfutting and the buck bit off my penis"

BuckFutting by Wilsonson105 August 13, 2018

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buckfarting • BuckFutting • fuckfarting around • butt farting

fuckfarting around

Fuckfarting around, means, doing nothing as in being lazy, a person who is lazy or being lazy.

Word by, m.boswell tx.

Everyone at work are just fuckfarting around, being lazy and nothing is getting done today.

fuckfarting around by ChellieTexas April 26, 2016

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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