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Mitch Buchannon
A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.
Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
Mitch Buchannon by NotTheHoff August 6, 2018
Related Words
Buchman • Buchmand • bushman • BUCHANAN • Buchan • Bushmans Blow • Bachmann • Bachman • Bachmann Christmas • bachmannoid
bushman
A directionless bufoon who cannot determine north or south using the needles of a compass. One stricken with a delusional disorder, believing he or she was born a turd and is therefore trying to relive the experience of birthing from the "CRED" Cycloptic Red Eye of Death seeking solace and maternal comfort. Due to the nature of this infliction, the individual continually enters the wrong cavity, henceforth referred to as Bushman.
James Buchanan Barnes
A.K.A Bucky, he and Steve Rogers were childhood friends before (spoiler alert) Bucky was turned into the Winter Soldier and had his memory erased.
James Buchanan Barnes by The real deal 7125 February 11, 2017
marcus bachmann
The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.
Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!
marcus bachmann by youngbono December 29, 2013
Buchan
Another name for a young boy who loves sausage rolls. Typically visits Greggs on a daily basis for an 80p sausage roll fresh from the oven.
Can be used as family friendly version of fuck.
Can be used as family friendly version of fuck.
Example 1: Have you seen how many sausage rolls Buchan has? He literally bought the whole shop out!
Example 2: *stubs toe*
AH BUCHAN!
Example 2: *stubs toe*
AH BUCHAN!
Buchan by caldawgy391 February 4, 2017
Buchanan
A name that deserves the utmost respect. The descendants of a warrior clan in Scotland. A force to not be reckoned with.
Buchanan by Sharingan master 77 July 21, 2015
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