Buchman

The last name of balding, slightly retarded, acoustic, drum playing middle school boy.

Kid: "Hey look! it's Jason Buchman."

Buchman by memekid23 April 17, 2017

Mitch Buchannon 

A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.

Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.

Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.

Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!

(Two friends talking)

Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.

Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.

Mitch Buchannon by NotTheHoff August 6, 2018

bushman 

A directionless bufoon who cannot determine north or south using the needles of a compass. One stricken with a delusional disorder, believing he or she was born a turd and is therefore trying to relive the experience of birthing from the "CRED" Cycloptic Red Eye of Death seeking solace and maternal comfort. Due to the nature of this infliction, the individual continually enters the wrong cavity, henceforth referred to as Bushman.

No you idiot, you didn't get boofed by the Fuller Brushmeister, you got regally queef greased by the Bushman, aka djPauli (LINY) psk.

bushman by Rono January 22, 2007

James Buchanan Barnes 

A.K.A Bucky, he and Steve Rogers were childhood friends before (spoiler alert) Bucky was turned into the Winter Soldier and had his memory erased.

James Buchanan Barnes iis my gay lil baby hurt him & I'll kill you.

James Buchanan Barnes by The real deal 7125 February 11, 2017

marcus bachmann 

The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.

Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!

marcus bachmann by youngbono December 29, 2013

Buchan

Another name for a young boy who loves sausage rolls. Typically visits Greggs on a daily basis for an 80p sausage roll fresh from the oven.

Can be used as family friendly version of fuck.

Example 1: Have you seen how many sausage rolls Buchan has? He literally bought the whole shop out!

Example 2: *stubs toe*
AH BUCHAN!

Buchan by caldawgy391 February 4, 2017

Buchanan 

A name that deserves the utmost respect. The descendants of a warrior clan in Scotland. A force to not be reckoned with.

Man that guy's scary!
Yup... He's a Buchanan.

Buchanan by Sharingan master 77 July 21, 2015