An event similar to a "Brodown" in which the primary objective is to ingest large quantities of food. A Brodine may take place in a public venue, or in the comfort of a Bro's home.
In 2010, the Brodine became a mainstream phenomenon with the popularization of "Epic Meal Time".
Braydin's are often handsome men with big hearts and kind personalities when they let you into their lives, they are shy at first but very outgoing once you get to know them. Braydin's often tend to go after blond/brown haired women and fall easily for them, they tend to like the colours blue, green or grey and have amazing smiles. Braydin's are very likeable unless you get on their bad side, then they can be really rude. Never break the heart of a Braydin because you will regret it greatly. They are great lovers and make the perfect husbands, girls should go after a Braydin whenever they get the chance. Braydin's tend to be very popular and very strong muscular men.
"Oh my god Braydin asked me out!" "Wow! That's amazing, I wish I had a man like Braydin!"
A disease which makes the host a lazy bitch. Symptoms may include (but are not limited to) laziness, bitchiness, making excuses, not wanting to run, desire to sleep, and severe diarrhea.
If one catches the Boydinitis they should avoid contact with anyone as it is highly contagious. The only known cure of Boydinitis is running. See a doctor is depression or suicidal thoughts occur while infected with Boydinitis.
Person 1: (Uninfected) "Hey!!! We are about to run!!! You coming?"
Person 2: (Infected) "No. Go on without me I slept in."
Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.