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Bruton Gaster
Bruton Gaster by smoshme July 17, 2011
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Brutz
Brutz by becktheanglophile April 21, 2009
Brutz
Pennsylvania German (Pennsylvania Dutch) word for Whining.
Used for when a person (usually a child) is faking tears or otherwise fussing unnecessarily.
Used for when a person (usually a child) is faking tears or otherwise fussing unnecessarily.
Brutz by HermanthePAgerman April 23, 2020
Bruto
<i>Jon:Mike got arrested for picking up a prostitute yesterday.</i>
<i>Rad:What a fucking bruto.</i>
<i>Rad:What a fucking bruto.</i>
Brutonic Force
1. Applying far too much energy for the task at hand.
2. The amount of energy needed to send the entire bag of potato chips sailing across the kitchen as you attempt to open said bag.
3. The amount of energy required to almost, but not completely, destroy a delicate instrument while attempting to repair it.
2. The amount of energy needed to send the entire bag of potato chips sailing across the kitchen as you attempt to open said bag.
3. The amount of energy required to almost, but not completely, destroy a delicate instrument while attempting to repair it.
Jim: Why is there a screwdriver sticking through my watch?
Fred: I slipped while trying to change the battery and brutonic force did the rest.
Jim: My watch is completely screwed. (Pun not intended but accepted none the less)
Fred: No it isn't. You can still use the band.
Fred: I slipped while trying to change the battery and brutonic force did the rest.
Jim: My watch is completely screwed. (Pun not intended but accepted none the less)
Fred: No it isn't. You can still use the band.
Brutonic Force by Gene Pearson January 13, 2009
Bruton High School
A high school located in the upper York County in Williamsburg, Virginia. The only reason York County ever gets snow days is because of this school.
The two notable celebrities that have come from Bruton are Zena Cardman, a NASA astronaut, and Lorenzo Taliaferrro, a former NFL player,(may he rest in peace).
The two notable celebrities that have come from Bruton are Zena Cardman, a NASA astronaut, and Lorenzo Taliaferrro, a former NFL player,(may he rest in peace).
Person 1: Did you hear that we have no school today?
Person 2: Yeah, Bruton High School coming in clutch.
Person 2: Yeah, Bruton High School coming in clutch.
Bruton High School by spaceramen January 1, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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