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Bruton Gaster 

From the USA Network TV Series Psych. Burton "Gus" Guster's name spelled incorrectly by a museum
And you must be Bruton Gaster.
Burton. Guster. It is Burton Guster.
Bruton Gaster by smoshme July 17, 2011
Listening to sad music by Ray Lamontagne makes me wanna brutz!
Brutz by becktheanglophile April 21, 2009
Pennsylvania German (Pennsylvania Dutch) word for Whining.

Used for when a person (usually a child) is faking tears or otherwise fussing unnecessarily.
"Stop your brutzen" Stop whining. Or "What are you brutzen about?" What are you whining about?
Brutz by HermanthePAgerman April 23, 2020
spanish for an oaf, idiot, dumbass.
<i>Jon:Mike got arrested for picking up a prostitute yesterday.</i>
<i>Rad:What a fucking bruto.</i>
Bruto by Radames November 24, 2003

Brutonic Force 

1. Applying far too much energy for the task at hand.
2. The amount of energy needed to send the entire bag of potato chips sailing across the kitchen as you attempt to open said bag.
3. The amount of energy required to almost, but not completely, destroy a delicate instrument while attempting to repair it.
Jim: Why is there a screwdriver sticking through my watch?

Fred: I slipped while trying to change the battery and brutonic force did the rest.

Jim: My watch is completely screwed. (Pun not intended but accepted none the less)

Fred: No it isn't. You can still use the band.
Brutonic Force by Gene Pearson January 13, 2009

Bruton High School 

A high school located in the upper York County in Williamsburg, Virginia. The only reason York County ever gets snow days is because of this school.

The two notable celebrities that have come from Bruton are Zena Cardman, a NASA astronaut, and Lorenzo Taliaferrro, a former NFL player,(may he rest in peace).
Person 1: Did you hear that we have no school today?
Person 2: Yeah, Bruton High School coming in clutch.
Bruton High School by spaceramen January 1, 2021