Bruised Bananas 

A "chinese banana" who acts black.

I saw some Bruised Bananas called Azn Pride

Bruised Bananas by TheNeonRaindeer February 4, 2003

Bruised Banana 

Asain who trys to act black by wearing baggy clothes, listening to rap, and memorizing words to rap songs to seem gangster they also google search "Black People" on their 20,000 dollar laptop

did you see that bruised banana in the audience of BET

Bruised Banana by 12 June 18, 2005

bruised banana 

A derogatory term for an asian person who acts black.

"Oh my god, look at that bruised bruised banana playing basketball!"

bruised banana by fokker July 9, 2006

Bruised Banana Salad 

The grinded marijuana mixture, formed by combining the two types of marijuana: Blue Dream and Banana Kush

When Kevin asked Si if he knew what bruised banana salad was, he replied "the combination of Blue Dream and Banana Kush"

Bruised Banana Salad by C-Mos August 23, 2011

bruised banana 

when a person of either sex is performing fellatio, and that person giving said fellatio punches them in the penis before ejaculating. it could be a way of torture, punishment, or in some cases, pleasure.

She was going down on me, then right when I was about to blow, she gave me a bruised banana out of nowhere. She's so full of surprises.

bruised banana by RedSpectre August 9, 2012

bruised banana 

when a male is masterbating and he went to hard at jacking off so he has a bruised penis

dude I got a bruised banana from jacking off last night

bruised banana by Sam the man with ham February 3, 2017