Browntiming

Taking a leisurely dump

"Hey man what's taking you so long in there?"
"Chill bro, I'm browntiming. Let me live!"

Browntiming by nonplussed November 13, 2024

browntailing 

When you have to poop so bad, you're browntailing.

Pull over at the next rest stop, I'm browntailing.

browntailing by db romanowski July 8, 2010

Brownlining 

Brownlining is fishing discolored water for fish most anglers avoid, and are not typically eaten. Muddy creeks filled with farm effluent and debris, urban rivers choked by trash and runoff from streets are brownline waterways.

I'm going Brownlining, hopefully I won't get any on me.

Brownlining by kbarton10 November 2, 2008

Brownlining 

The state and level of intoxication required to brownout for a long period of time, without blacking out, or sobering up; at the perfect level of drunk all night.

Man the party last night was so lit, I was brownlining for the entire night.

Brownlining by The cool guy from down under March 4, 2023

Brownlining 

On the desperate razors edge of having to go to the bathroom in your pants.

Johnny was in full panic mode, brownlining his way to the car as the three helpings of bolognese slowly forced their way out.

Brownlining by ms7 January 27, 2024