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brown tiger 

the act of deficating on someones chest, then turning around and running your fingers through the feces while purring like a tiger.
john was upset when mary shat on his chest, but was soon arroused by her finger nails as she purred and gave him his stripes and made it a brown tiger
brown tiger by BuRnZy187 August 30, 2011

Brown tiger 

When, after anal sex, you clean your stuff on partner drawing brown lines making the partner butt cheeks looks like a tiger whit brown stripes
Charlene, is that your ass or a brown tiger is chasing you?
Brown tiger by RudeGnappo June 8, 2020

brown sobbing tiger 

A cocktail mixture made from saki, weed, and anti-depressants.
The bar sold a brown sobbing tiger to the homeless man
brown sobbing tiger by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother 

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother
Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

Siberian Tiger vs Brown Bear 

One of the biggest arguments you'd ever see on the internet. Many people argue that the tiger could kill the bear, and vice versa. Typically, you'd look to nature to settle this conflict but it is just as complicated in the wild. The tigers manage to kill and eat bears more often then bears kill tigers, but it is unclear in most encounters whether the tigers and bears were both healthy, or how old and experienced they were.
Siberian tiger vs Brown bear is the greatest argument since Brown vs Board of Ed.

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother 

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother
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briefcake 

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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