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brown tie 

your just enjoying a tasty gobble off your shackjob and you've not long had a turd, so you take it upon yourself to wipe your nasty, brown ring up and down vertically across her peachy alabaster tiddies
Montage: Man, can you believe that shit? I was just givin my nigga some well deserved head - sucking up all that baby gravy n all, when dang, nigga dang, that nigga goes and pulls a brown tie on my ass!

Ulysses de la Bates: No way beeatch! I can't believe you put that fowl phallus near your big ass nigga lips - especially as he ain't washed that poultry wicket in months. Besides which, you let him brown tie your lame ass without comment. Man, your wizards sleeve deserve more attention. Ya dig?
brown tie by small bum cage July 15, 2006

Brown Tie 

The shit skid left on a chick's stomach after tit-fucking her.
Brown Tie by Mikus February 6, 2003

Brown tie 

A shit stain left on the torso area between the tits and stomach of a women after titty fucking her with a dirty asshole.
I titty fucked Donna last night and when I finished cumming on her neck I got up and noticed I gave her a brown tie.
Brown tie by John F. Arts July 27, 2018
A sexual act in which, after engaging anally, the female party will be fucked the Russian way. Leaving a ''Brown-tie'' between her tits.
After giving Mary a Brown-tie, she walked up to the mirror when she stated: I should wear suits more often.
Brown-tie by Reine the knight May 11, 2009

Brown Tie Affair 

The act of laying a turd on a partner's throat, specifically horizontally so it resembles a bow-tie.
Jessica squatted and laid a turd across Brandy's throat. It was a brown tie affair.
Brown Tie Affair by bhurmam September 19, 2013

Brown Neck Tie 

While you are slammin your chick in the ass, pull out and titty fuck her.
She will soon be left with a brown neck tie.
Last night I was packin my girls fudge, when I decided to fuck her titties. The shit in between her tits looked like a brown neck tie.
Brown Neck Tie by Pimp Daddy May 14, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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