your just enjoying a tasty gobble off your shackjob and you've not long had a turd, so you take it upon yourself to wipe your nasty, brown ring up and down vertically across her peachy alabaster tiddies
Montage: Man, can you believe that shit? I was just givin my nigga some well deserved head - sucking up all that baby gravy n all, when dang, nigga dang, that nigga goes and pulls a brown tie on my ass!
Ulysses de la Bates: No way beeatch! I can't believe you put that fowl phallus near your big ass nigga lips - especially as he ain't washed that poultry wicket in months. Besides which, you let him brown tie your lame ass without comment. Man, your wizards sleeve deserve more attention. Ya dig?
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.