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Brown dick 

A fag or a fairy. I think it's quite new. It's derived from the effects of a homosexual's favorite past time which is doing it into the rear.
That guy is a brown dick, better keep your butt to the wall.
Brown dick by Joe March 3, 2005

brown dick whip 

slappin the asshole of a foe with your dick
Yo, you better stop that or i will brown dick whip you.
brown dick whip by white hot lovin January 21, 2010

The Brown dick 

We've all seen it. some embrace it and some choose to ignore it. During a pornographic film, every now and then there's a Caucasian man that looks completely normal, but is just a little bit different than the rest of us. normal white male haircut, skin tone, voice. everything is average except for his penis. its an irregular shade of brown. take a moment of your time one day and you'll see what i mean.
Great guy, friend of the family, mows my grandmothers lawn... guys got the brown dick.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick 

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

Brown Dicking It 

When you fuck a girl on her period, and you don't wipe the blood of your dick and fall asleep. The next morning the blood dries up therefore leaving you with a brown dick.
Last night I fucked a girl on the rag, I haven't showered yet so I'm Brown Dicking It!
Brown Dicking It by Surgekat May 21, 2009

Big dick broon 

A fuckn whalloper massive cock,knows how to please a couple a sandwhiches on a friday night
Slays poon everyone is jealous
'Hey look its big dick broon,he has a big dick today dont u think?'
Big dick broon by Well in May 14, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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