We've all seen it. some embrace it and some choose to ignore it. During a pornographic film, every now and then there's a Caucasian man that looks completely normal, but is just a little bit different than the rest of us. normal white male haircut, skin tone, voice. everything is average except for his penis. its an irregular shade of brown. take a moment of your time one day and you'll see what i mean.

Great guy, friend of the family, mows my grandmothers lawn... guys got the brown dick.

The Brown dick by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009

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Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick by Shuaman December 30, 2021

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Brown Dicking It

When you fuck a girl on her period, and you don't wipe the blood of your dick and fall asleep. The next morning the blood dries up therefore leaving you with a brown dick.

Last night I fucked a girl on the rag, I haven't showered yet so I'm Brown Dicking It!

Brown Dicking It by Surgekat May 21, 2009

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Big dick broon

A fuckn whalloper massive cock,knows how to please a couple a sandwhiches on a friday night
Slays poon everyone is jealous

'Hey look its big dick broon,he has a big dick today dont u think?'

Big dick broon by Well in May 14, 2015

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