Brown Whale
A turd of oceanic proportions, useful if pretending to be a pirate and in need of a dump. Often used in conjunction with "Thar she blows!"
Brown Whale by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009
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Brown Whale
When one is in a body of water deep enough to do a "front flip" in; one pulls down their pants, does the flip under water, and evacuates their bowels when only their rear is exposed above the water level thus making it look like a whale's blowhole spraying brown matter.
"Dude, Todd got so hammered at the mexican restaurant that he did a brown whale in the pool later that night. There was shit everywhere..."
Brown Whale by rajeshkoothrapali August 28, 2012
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Brown Whale
a sex position where you are having sex and turn around to find a fat man named Tallah is on top of you.
Brown Whale by kylebp March 30, 2010
BROWN WHALE
BROWN WHALE by Joe Seff February 20, 2025
Baby brown whale
Carl- Why is that fat kid always at the pool?
Nathan- i don't know but its getting really irritating
Carl- He is being a Baby brown whale and i don't like it
Nathan- i don't know but its getting really irritating
Carl- He is being a Baby brown whale and i don't like it
Baby brown whale by bamcole101 November 17, 2016
Fight the Brown Whale
Get out of my way!!!! I have to go and fight the brown whale and it's not gonna be pretty! You have any spray in there??!?!?!?!?!?!
Fight the Brown Whale by carlipet September 23, 2009
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