Brown Neck

A person who has a visible brown ring of dirt, grease, and other refuse on their neck. Used most often to identify the foulest of gamers or those individuals who believe that excelling in games such as Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, or World of Warcraft is a license to forgo basic sanitation.

It is helpful to be able to identify Brown Necks at a distance as they are usually accompanied an overwhelming smell.

Brown Necks should not be confused with those gamers that enjoy games but maintain the social awerness to shower at least once a week.
I was going to ride the T into work today but the train was loaded with Brown Necks heading to Anime Boston. Gathered together the smell had become overpowering and some small children were on the verge of fainting. I decided to walk instead.
by Kim Jong Beel May 07, 2011
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Brown neck

A Semi-circumcised penis, that has been jacked off so much by its owners big burly hands, that it has developed a big brown sleeve going down the shaft of the penis. Owners of a brown neck usually don't think it's a problem, but when seen by others, it is looked down upon. The person with the brown neck will usually deny it and say that its a scar from when he was circumcised as a baby.. lies...lies....lies. He will tell you that its a scar that surrounds his whole penis.
DONT BELIEVE IT
"Wow Alec, you must masturbate a lot, you have a brown neck"
by Alec B. April 18, 2008
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brown neck

someone who brown noses so bad they go neck deep
peter g is a right brown neck
by gb993 September 25, 2006
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Brown Neck Tie

While you are slammin your chick in the ass, pull out and titty fuck her.
She will soon be left with a brown neck tie.
Last night I was packin my girls fudge, when I decided to fuck her titties. The shit in between her tits looked like a brown neck tie.
by Pimp Daddy May 14, 2003
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Terminal Brown Neck

The largest growing disease in the world. Usually caused by putting one's head so far up their ass that a permanent brown ring forms around their neck. See also: Shit head
My neighbor just shot a cannon firework out of his hand while holding a beer in the other. He must have a case of terminal brown neck.
by DetroitOnTheVirg July 06, 2017
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Brown Neck-Tie, White Collar

When you're fucking someone in the ass then pull out and proceed to titty fuck them till you cum on their neck. Leave a brown streak between her tits and a white, cum cobered collar.
I was fucking her in the ass then I pulled out to give her a Brown Neck-Tie, white collar.
by Misfits933 October 05, 2009
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wrinkled neck brown trout

native to coastal and fresh water streams, this fish is actually a long fecal mass with colonic impressions expelled from the anus when a suitable toilet is nowhere to be found. see brown trout
I was swimming at Reggae on the River and some hippies stocked the river with wrinkled neck brown trout.
by Vinno January 31, 2005
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