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Brown neck 

A Semi-circumcised penis, that has been jacked off so much by its owners big burly hands, that it has developed a big brown sleeve going down the shaft of the penis. Owners of a brown neck usually don't think it's a problem, but when seen by others, it is looked down upon. The person with the brown neck will usually deny it and say that its a scar from when he was circumcised as a baby.. lies...lies....lies. He will tell you that its a scar that surrounds his whole penis.
DONT BELIEVE IT
"Wow Alec, you must masturbate a lot, you have a brown neck"
Brown neck by Alec B. April 17, 2008

brown neck 

someone who brown noses so bad they go neck deep
peter g is a right brown neck
brown neck by gb993 October 1, 2006

Brown Neck 

A person who has a visible brown ring of dirt, grease, and other refuse on their neck. Used most often to identify the foulest of gamers or those individuals who believe that excelling in games such as Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, or World of Warcraft is a license to forgo basic sanitation.

It is helpful to be able to identify Brown Necks at a distance as they are usually accompanied an overwhelming smell.

Brown Necks should not be confused with those gamers that enjoy games but maintain the social awerness to shower at least once a week.
I was going to ride the T into work today but the train was loaded with Brown Necks heading to Anime Boston. Gathered together the smell had become overpowering and some small children were on the verge of fainting. I decided to walk instead.
Brown Neck by Kim Jong Beel June 1, 2011

Brown Neck Tie 

While you are slammin your chick in the ass, pull out and titty fuck her.
She will soon be left with a brown neck tie.
Last night I was packin my girls fudge, when I decided to fuck her titties. The shit in between her tits looked like a brown neck tie.
Brown Neck Tie by Pimp Daddy May 14, 2003

Brown Neck-Tie, White Collar 

When you're fucking someone in the ass then pull out and proceed to titty fuck them till you cum on their neck. Leave a brown streak between her tits and a white, cum cobered collar.
I was fucking her in the ass then I pulled out to give her a Brown Neck-Tie, white collar.

Terminal Brown Neck

The largest growing disease in the world. Usually caused by putting one's head so far up their ass that a permanent brown ring forms around their neck. See also: Shit head
My neighbor just shot a cannon firework out of his hand while holding a beer in the other. He must have a case of terminal brown neck.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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