One who, while enthusiastically engaging in vaginal
sex suffers slippageand hurriedly rams the offending phallus home into his unsuspecting partner's equally unsuspecting
rump.
Hungover
Dude #
1: Man, last nite when I was givin' the ol' hogleg to Donna, it slipped out and I just lined 'er back up and rammed it right in her brown ring.
Hungover
Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!
(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)