A game where you try to get a physical letter delivered to the most ridiculous (preferably made up) name possible.
The challenges of Bronking are twofold.
The first is that if the name is too ridiculous, a human mail sorter may reject the letter as garbage (which it is). Automated systems tend to not filter mail so effectively.
The second is making up a ridiculous name that fits the above criteria of not being too fake sounding.
Techniques include sending back credit-card 'junk mail' with the desired name filled in, in place of your own. However in bronking circles, this is frowned upon, as these systems are automated. (see above)
Invented by Dr Todd Gonzales of Townsville, Australia and named after the original 'recipient', Dr Kendall Cotton Bronk.
Protip: Most names sound better with a 'Dr' in front of them.
The challenges of Bronking are twofold.
The first is that if the name is too ridiculous, a human mail sorter may reject the letter as garbage (which it is). Automated systems tend to not filter mail so effectively.
The second is making up a ridiculous name that fits the above criteria of not being too fake sounding.
Techniques include sending back credit-card 'junk mail' with the desired name filled in, in place of your own. However in bronking circles, this is frowned upon, as these systems are automated. (see above)
Invented by Dr Todd Gonzales of Townsville, Australia and named after the original 'recipient', Dr Kendall Cotton Bronk.
Protip: Most names sound better with a 'Dr' in front of them.
Guy 1: I just thought of the best bronking name, 'Mr Richard Poopenmyer'.
Guy 2: Na it's too fake, how about 'Dr Friskard Folper'?
Guy 1: How about 'Mr Phillip Urbon Dickary'?
Guy2: That's better, now you're getting it.
Guy 2: Na it's too fake, how about 'Dr Friskard Folper'?
Guy 1: How about 'Mr Phillip Urbon Dickary'?
Guy2: That's better, now you're getting it.
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Get the Bonking Screens mug.1.) The process of Bonding, but between two or more good male friends, or bros.
2.) An activity involving two or more straight males that could be perceived as homosexual if witnessed.
2.) An activity involving two or more straight males that could be perceived as homosexual if witnessed.
"Me and the guys are goin' up north for a fishing trip, gonna be some serious bronding done this weekend."
Matt: "Man, mike kept complaining about sleeping on the floor, so I finally let him sleep in my bed with me."
Brian: "That's borderline gay, dude."
Matt: "Nah dude, pure bronding, that's all that was."
Matt: "Man, mike kept complaining about sleeping on the floor, so I finally let him sleep in my bed with me."
Brian: "That's borderline gay, dude."
Matt: "Nah dude, pure bronding, that's all that was."
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Get the bronding mug.In endurance sports, particularly cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk describes a condition caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles, which manifests itself by precipitous fatigue and loss of energy. Milder instances can be remedied by brief rest and the ingestion of food or drinks containing carbohydrates. The condition can usually be avoided by ensuring that glycogen levels are high when the exercise begins, maintaining glycogen levels during exercise by eating or drinking carbohydrate-rich substances, or by reducing exercise intensity.
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Get the Bonking mug.Originated with Australian prison inmates who would resist transfers/court appearances by smearing themselves with their own faeces - derived from the analogy of applying 'bronzing' sun tan lotion.
"They smeared themselves with their own waste, but the protest (known in jails as bronzing up) proved futile when they were later told they were not required at court." News.com.au, September 17, 2004.
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