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Brown Joe 

A Brown Joe, is a sexual act, where feces and fellatio becomes one.

Person A proceeds to defecate in Person B's mouth, and while his droppings are still hot, Person A begins a fellatio with Person B. The term is a play of words, where the "Brown Joe" is the penis of person B when eventually rectracted. Can also be read as "Brown Dough", a term for the defecation process preceeding the act.
Ali and I did a Brown Joe yesterday. I was on the recieving end. The recieving end of the turd, you know.
Brown Joe by Acari Starburst September 7, 2008
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joe brown 

a caucasian male with an african american size penis
I was at the bar and met this white guy took him home and he had a joe brown. I kept him.
joe brown by Vanessa Williams October 10, 2007

Joe Brown 

When I got the white boy home I realised he had a Joe Brown. I got it gooooood that night.
Joe Brown by VPookie October 3, 2007

joe brown 

Someone who smokes a lot of marijuana
That kid? He's blazed all the time, i'll tell you he's a regular joe brown.
joe brown by Jesse Hertz December 21, 2006

Joe Brown Special 

A sexual act in which the Male participant pleasures his Female partner with the use of both his Mouth and fingers simultaneously.
Did you see that girl, I heard she got a Joe Brown Special!
Joe Brown Special by JB2k10 July 22, 2010

judge joe brown 

verb-to be told off or schooled by an older man, who is probably right for getting on your ass. If it's an older woman, use the verb judge judy.
bobby: when my dad finds out i wrecked his car he's gonna judge joe brown me for hours.
judge joe brown by earpuller October 1, 2005

joe brown 

i have a joe brown
joe brown by joebrown12345erer November 4, 2012
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