Brown Dwarf

The most relatable celestial body.

It is small and weak
It can't do the most simple tasks
Fucks up all the time
Alone most of the time
Really ugly
Dies quickly
Nobody likes it
Easily ignored

"Dude I think there's dirt on the hubble telescope"
"No that's just a brown dwarf"

by that one nerd December 19, 2016

Brown Dwarf

When you have sex with a midget and you proceed to take a dump on her chest similar to a C.S

gidget the midget while laying on her back, took a hard brown dwarf to the chest
(OR)
Damn! thats one nasty midget after i pulled it out of her asshole she proceeded to brown dwarf my chest

by Shadowcucky March 24, 2011

brown dwarf

A short person with dark skin. More specifically, an oversexed, repressed bisexual technology worker.

The brown dwarf keeps bringing in cookies!

by Mr Dooku October 04, 2006