Brotips

A legit blog, originally started on Tumblr, that creates and posts tips daily for the average bro.

Brotips.tumblr.com

Dude, did you look at Brotips yesterday? That tip totally describes my life.

by chillllasfuck April 9, 2011

Brotip

A protip shared from bro to bro

Brotip: Take the key on the left.

by Indrion January 3, 2009

Brotopsy

similar to an autopsy. the situation of being at a party or some social gathering with your bro's, and one of you get's a little more than tipsy, in turn passing out on someones floor, bed, couch, naked girl, etc. you or a friend need to perform a brotopsy. in doing so you will make sure he's breathing, and then ask around to see what he was drinking that got him so messed up. then you need to find out where you can get some. bottoms up.

Bro 1 "DUDE, phil needs a Brotopsy he's been out for at least an hour."

Bro 2 "making him DD was a good plan."

by broseph del fuego July 27, 2010

Brotisserie

This is a rare act that consists of 2 bros and 1 chick (preferably a dime piece). One of the bros is nailing the dime doggy style while the other is receiving head from said dime. Depending on the skill level of the bros and the size of the dime the bros then rotate the dime around like a chicken rotisserie. To complete the brotisserie the bros must chug a natty whilst high-fiving over the dime.

Hey bro remember when we talked that dime into a brotisserie? That was chill.

by <SWAG> March 14, 2011

Brotista Breeze

When a bro farts on someone else; usually the victim is a bro, but it can often be a non-bro as well.

Yo, so I was playing beer pong with a bunch of Bros, when suddenly one of them held me down and another gave me a brotista breeze. Shit was sooo not cash.

by 4tehlulz34 September 14, 2009

Brotisserie style

It is when two or more bros insert their penises into the mouth and ass of a girl and slowly spin her.

" Hey man let's turn that chick Brotisserie style."

by Chicken Milk October 28, 2013

brotip

A protip shared with a bro, about being a bro. Usually about the same topics that are talked about in the bro code.

Guy: "Oh man I can't believe I got that chicks number!!! I think I'm gonna call her"

Bro: "Brotip: wait at least ninety-six hours hours before calling her. I read it in article 39 of the bro code!"

by lucky_phil October 26, 2010