similar to an autopsy. the situation of being at a party or some social gathering with your bro's, and one of you get's a little more than tipsy, in turn passing out on someones floor, bed, couch, naked girl, etc. you or a friend need to perform a brotopsy. in doing so you will make sure he's breathing, and then ask around to see what he was drinking that got him so messed up. then you need to find out where you can get some. bottoms up.

Bro 1 "DUDE, phil needs a Brotopsy he's been out for at least an hour."

Bro 2 "making him DD was a good plan."

Brotopsy by broseph del fuego July 27, 2010

Brotisserie

This is a rare act that consists of 2 bros and 1 chick (preferably a dime piece). One of the bros is nailing the dime doggy style while the other is receiving head from said dime. Depending on the skill level of the bros and the size of the dime the bros then rotate the dime around like a chicken rotisserie. To complete the brotisserie the bros must chug a natty whilst high-fiving over the dime.

Hey bro remember when we talked that dime into a brotisserie? That was chill.

Brotisserie by <SWAG> March 14, 2011

Brotista Breeze

When a bro farts on someone else; usually the victim is a bro, but it can often be a non-bro as well.

Yo, so I was playing beer pong with a bunch of Bros, when suddenly one of them held me down and another gave me a brotista breeze. Shit was sooo not cash.

Brotista Breeze by 4tehlulz34 September 14, 2009

Brotisserie style

It is when two or more bros insert their penises into the mouth and ass of a girl and slowly spin her.

" Hey man let's turn that chick Brotisserie style."

Brotisserie style by Chicken Milk October 28, 2013

brotip

A protip shared with a bro, about being a bro. Usually about the same topics that are talked about in the bro code.

Guy: "Oh man I can't believe I got that chicks number!!! I think I'm gonna call her"

Bro: "Brotip: wait at least ninety-six hours hours before calling her. I read it in article 39 of the bro code!"

brotip by lucky_phil October 26, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026