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My Brother Chris Brown 

Adjective: An insult meant to perturb those around you. Especially your mother, father, cats, dogs, and lame chimpanzees. It is a sin to be a My Brother Chris Brown and squirrels will find he or she called a My Brother Chris Brown irresistible. Beware of rabid squirrels, however, as they may or may not try to rape the offender. From trees... Or shrubs.

Verb: To run like a duck with chlamydia or sandy bollocks. May or may not include a beach or sandpaper. Always includes duck. Quack...
Adjective: My teachers are being such My Brother Chris Browns. Luckily, I saw a tree of squirrels out back. And a shrub.
Verb: Your sister is My Brother Chris Brown in the backyard landfill.

brown brothers 

Three friends. At least one must be Indian.
Bill: "Those two white boys aren't brown brothers!"
John: "Hell yes they are! Don't you see that Indian boy with them?"
brown brothers by Viggie Smalls April 22, 2007

Brown Brothers 

I really Love my Brown Brothers, but I wish they would drive faster
Brown Brothers by BooBoo72 November 7, 2006

brownie brothers 

Touching the tips of your choosing with brownie batter, and rejoicing with the words "Brownie Brothers" as the tips are joined in unison, and then proceeding to suck the brownie off of said tip
Logan; "I have some leftover brownie batter"

*Brendan swipes FINGERTIP in brownie batter
Brendan; "Let's be brothers muchacho!!!"

Jose; "No!!!, let's be "Brownie Brothers!!!"

blown brothers 

Two friends who both knowingly received head from the same girl.
Gabe- Hey just got head from Dana

Connor- No way! I did too. We're blown brothers
blown brothers by master_nater February 21, 2015