Brostasis

The state of bro equilibrium achieved when you and your bros unconsciously sync up your bodily functions or life admin, like a biological group chat nobody signed up for. When one bro eats, another bro shits, or when one bro doesn’t drink, the other drinks double. The squad’s homeostasis, maintained not by biology but by bro-ology.

Bro I sat down to eat and you immediately went to take a dump, that’s brostasis, man

Brostasis by Brostasis August 8, 2026

Brotassium 

The chemical element required in bro's in order to carry out day to day activities. Can be found in most energy drinks (Monster, Rockstar, etc.), fast food, Natty Ice, and various other foods. Not to be confused with brotein.

"I'm not feelin so hot, bro"

"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."

Brotassium by P Banger October 21, 2009

Broasis 

The local bar all the bros hang out at.

“I went to Spike's last Friday night and there were so many bros I thought it was a broasis.”

Broasis by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

brostanks 

The slightly derogatory term used to address your fellow band members.

Hey Brostanks, Alt J is playing the Filmore on 9/5 tix are $33 ea anyone up for it?

brostanks by efaz May 17, 2013

Brosmosis Jones 

Someone who is totally the shit. One badass motherfucker, as some might say. Someone who is your Bro, of great friend, but too great to simply call Bro. A term to be used when you want to think outside of the Bro Box.

See you at the party later, Brosmosis Jones! *Double Finger-Gun Point and Wink*

Brosmosis Jones by HTMLHero June 13, 2011

brotosis

A condition in which there are too many males present in one area... literally case of BROtosis.

Yo, there is a brotosis going on over here.. dudes everywhere!

brotosis by brotosis December 18, 2017

BROSTESS 

A chick that want's to hang with the Bro's, and is willing to wait hand & foot on them to do so.

Hey Bro...The babe who just brought us these Bro Shots is the Brostess with the mostess!

BROSTESS by nozen beefen March 20, 2013