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Definitions by Brostasis

The state of bro equilibrium achieved when you and your bros unconsciously sync up your bodily functions or life admin, like a biological group chat nobody signed up for. When one bro eats, another bro shits, or when one bro doesn’t drink, the other drinks double. The squad’s homeostasis, maintained not by biology but by bro-ology.
Bro I sat down to eat and you immediately went to take a dump, that’s brostasis, man
Brostasis by Brostasis August 8, 2026