Brorp 

when da funny word goes heeeheehee brorp, or used as a type of punishment where vikings would sever your toes off and suckle on them.

Ah shit dawg i was sentenced to "Brorp" kiss my dogs good night yo. (or) Bwaahahahahahaha i brorped your mom last night lmao funny!!!!!

Brorp by Groggobone Grail October 12, 2022

Bropology 

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.

"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."

Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

Broper 

A bro who gropes.

Charlie: Man, is MJ really a broper?

Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!

Broper by nomanito September 23, 2016

Blorphans 

A way to get rid of over population by putting all orphans in a blimp like zeplin and let then live in the blimp with only 30 packets of ramen noodles most may have to cannibalize to survive. The blimp will have 4 factions including beef, chicken, pork, and roast chicken each faction has 5 packets of ramen noodles guarded by the faction leaders which will most likely be around the age of 16 to 20 however all of the orphans will be no older than 9 so if they want to eat and get the ramen noodles they will have to work together to create an army(which will most likely not be enough anyway) and the rest of the ramen packets are scattered around the blimp. The size of the blimp would be about the size of a superbowl stadium/ football stadium. Each faction leader has a second phase to a fight in which they are not allowed to use unless they are in a dire situation and about to lose to the blorphans(blimp orphans) an example of this is the beef faction leader whose second phase is to pull out to sturdy metal pipes and start using spinning attacks on said orphans. That is the braindead definition of blorphans I may post more idk yet and I also haven't spoke of sporphans yet either which will be an amazing definition to talk about

Hey chicken faction leader the blorphans have decided to band together and try to take down the beef faction and yours, do you want to team together and whoop some blorphan ass?

Blorphans by .65% shaggy power March 28, 2019

Brophew 

Your best friend's son, because saying "my best friend's son" takes forever. A combination of "nephew" and "bro".

Guy: Hey little man, how's my favorite brophew doing?

Brophew: Good, my dad's best friend!

Brophew by Jonathan Caruso December 13, 2010

Brophone 

The Xbox 360 live headset. Commonly used amongst teenage boys (the bros) playing call of duty or other intense games so that they can communicate with fellow bros about their excellence in life.

While playing call of duty, Steve hooked up his brophone so that he could effectively communicate with Adam and tell him how many kills he was racking up.

Brophone by Allison G. January 10, 2009

Sloppy Brompton

Wrapping your penis in lunch meat before having sex and eating it after.

I was hungry and horny, I gave her a Sloppy Brompton and solved both problems.

Sloppy Brompton by Lebron is a hater July 15, 2011