broop

a poop that you take shortly after eating at Brandeis Dining Hall at Creighton University. Usually characterized by evidence of incomplete digestion, soft but not runny texture, and various colors ranging from green to red-orange.
Dude, I had to take such a fat broop after dinner.

I almost didn't make it back to the dorm when I had to broop.
by dominoe9632 October 10, 2007
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A viscous, mildly poisonous substance often used to oil alien machinery.
"The broop inside that gun tasted awful."
by bagelmensk April 29, 2021
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The sound made by the Voss L-AR weapon in the mostly-online PC video game Battlefield 2142. It can be used in many different forms and parts of speech to denote killing with, or being killed by, the Voss.

Credit for this term goes to woozie123 at the gamefaqs.com message boards.
I got brooped! (getting killed by the Voss)
I brooped him! (killing someone else with the Voss)
Broop Troop (a group of people, usually in a squad, all of whom carry the Voss)
by Wolfgang Abenteuer April 28, 2007
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The act of drinking a beer, or brew, while taking a poop. You must finish the entire beer during the course of your poop to have a successful broop.
Hey I'm gonna take a broop to save some time.
by Broop master June 04, 2010
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by The Kabose February 13, 2021
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Brooping

Brooping is brushing while you take a poop. We do it because 1. We are in a hurry
2. It is a more comfortable form of brushing teeth.

Skills required: 1. Accurate spitting through the hole between your legs and into the toilet seat. 2. Remembering which hand holds the toothbrush and which holds the TP.
BRO1: Yo Brosizzle, how come your cock tastes like toothpaste?
BRO2: Well Brosuff, I was brooping like ten minutes ago and I totally spit toothpaste all over my dick!
by Pi2nkSti1nk April 17, 2011
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Texting your bro while pooping.
Bro #1 - "sup dude"

Bro #2 - "Nothing dude, just taking a poop"

Bro #1 - "Ah dude me too!!, we're brooping!!"
by Chilicheeseenchilada August 14, 2010
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