Definitions by gimpfeet

Chocolate Payday 

A large, hard turd consisting of mostly undigested peanuts.

My balloon knot is aboslutley destroyed from the chocolate payday I just shite.

Chocolate Payday by gimpfeet August 26, 2009

Bromotional Advertisment

An e-mail that is distributed between a group of freinds requesting them to attend a sporting event and /or party.

Chuck- Hey man did you get the Bromotional Advertisment for poker Saturday.

Tom- Yeah man he copied everyone on it.

Bromotional Advertisment by gimpfeet August 26, 2009

Whistle Around It 

1. An insult used to infer that a man is homo and enjoys the cock.
2. A gay blow job.

1. Good one buddy f**k yourself and go whistle around it.

2Look at those two turd burglars, I bet the scrawny one is going to whistle around it tonight.

Whistle Around It by gimpfeet August 26, 2009

Leaky Balloon Knot 

A dangerous situation in which a fart has to come out but the likelihood of an accidental pants shattin because of the trots is to great.

X-"Damn this gas is making me feel horrible."

Z- " Better out then in, let it go."

X- "I can't, if I push this out I will get a leaky balloon knot.

Leaky Balloon Knot by gimpfeet August 26, 2009

Fart Around It 

The phrase used during anal by the giver to tell the taker they wont pull out so the taker can fart.

As used in jail:
Inmate #1- Dude pull out I gotta fart.
Inmate #2- No way man your gonna have to fart around it.

Fart Around It by gimpfeet April 15, 2009

Methane breath Mint 

The act of farting inside someones open mouth.

Her mouth was agape so I decided to give her methane breath mint.

Methane breath Mint by gimpfeet April 1, 2009