6 definitions by gimpfeet

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The act of farting inside someones open mouth.
Her mouth was agape so I decided to give her methane breath mint.
by gimpfeet April 01, 2009
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The phrase used during anal by the giver to tell the taker they wont pull out so the taker can fart.
As used in jail:
Inmate #1- Dude pull out I gotta fart.
Inmate #2- No way man your gonna have to fart around it.
by gimpfeet April 15, 2009
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A dangerous situation in which a fart has to come out but the likelihood of an accidental pants shattin because of the trots is to great.
X-"Damn this gas is making me feel horrible."

Z- " Better out then in, let it go."

X- "I can't, if I push this out I will get a leaky balloon knot.
by gimpfeet August 26, 2009
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1. An insult used to infer that a man is homo and enjoys the cock.
2. A gay blow job.
1. Good one buddy f**k yourself and go whistle around it.

2Look at those two turd burglars, I bet the scrawny one is going to whistle around it tonight.
by gimpfeet August 26, 2009
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An e-mail that is distributed between a group of freinds requesting them to attend a sporting event and /or party.
Chuck- Hey man did you get the Bromotional Advertisment for poker Saturday.

Tom- Yeah man he copied everyone on it.
by gimpfeet August 26, 2009
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A large, hard turd consisting of mostly undigested peanuts.
My balloon knot is aboslutley destroyed from the chocolate payday I just shite.
by gimpfeet August 26, 2009
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