Brookshire 

Term dubbed in the sequel to the "Dos Equis" World's Most Interesting Man commercial. Used to label a person even cooler than Dan Bilzerian.

The ladies just flock to him. What a Brookshire.

Brookshire by SoccerStudFoRizzle September 14, 2017

Brookshire 

the act, state or circumstance in which no matter what you set out to accomplish or do, it will result in utter failure. May often be a precondition for certain unfortunate people.

Run: Have you seen Nathan's numbers today?

Ron: No I haven't. How's he doing?

Run: He's sold $5000 worth of product and is still in the whole $200 dollars!

Ron: Wow........looks like he's having another Brookshire day......lol

Brookshire by mrbsounds February 3, 2010

Brookshire 

Somebody who always looks like they're on the verge of breaking into a pathetic sob, and is capable of making even the most reserved of pacifists feel an intense urge to bludgeon their face in.

If it looks like a brookshire, walks like a brookshire, and talks like a brookshire, its probably a brookshire.

Brookshire by your rather large mother March 10, 2022

Go To Brookshire's 

Slang term used for Fuck you!

Smink thought he was too good for the new vitamin water mike had created in his bath tub the night before. Mike told smink to "Go To Brookshire's!"

Go To Brookshire's by The Sang & The Mike February 28, 2008

Brookside School 

Brookside school is known as the school of white kids. Our population is 99.9% white and .1% black. We have a one of a kind principle, he is balled but luckily has a great taste in ties. The Girls are flat hoes but still are quite manegable. Our sports teams are crap but the chess club gets a clap. Luckily our students get sent off to Northern Highlands known as the Rits Carlton of the east coast. But we can't lie everyone strives to follow the school motto, you better get an STD before the SAT.

Your a white rich kid, you must got to brookside school.

Brookside School by Kteo March 31, 2017

Brookside 

Woods in North Merrick where kids will go to get fucked up when theres nothing to do. Crossing the creeks a pain in the ass though

Kid1: Yoo theres nothing to do tonight in this shithole town

Kid2: Well lets just get fucked up at Brookside (Bside) then

Kid1: Alright down

Brookside by SmellySnatch January 17, 2011

Brookside Middle School 

Fucking hell. Miss Whare ham is elderly skank with saggy ass tits fuck mr Gruhl

I fucking hate BrookSide middle school it can suck my dick

Brookside Middle School by Teheheheehhehw May 28, 2018