Brookeism 

When something so well known and obvious is answered so wrong, also the act of making obvious and hilarious errors in sentences or statements.

The space behind an open door is called a jar of the door because the door is open ajar.

Oh Brooke that was such a Brookeism!

Brookeism by Mr Oakley May 3, 2020

broodism 

The nonproductive practice of brooding over things. To dwell on things negatively. A mental state of gloom and doom.

I can't stand his broodism. Perhaps he should consider getting a lobotomy! All he can talk about is how miserable he is.

broodism by thingoneandthingtwo June 13, 2012

Brooksis 

Putting theory into action. Specifically when accomplishing acts that will uplift humanity starting with those who have the least.

The way you helped those Bolivian refugees escape persecution was some next level Brooksis

Brooksis by Rave Dubin July 26, 2020

Brookish 

1.taking or showing extreme care about minute details; precise; thorough: a brookish craftsman; brookish personal appearance.

2.finicky; fussy: brookish adherence to technicalities.

Synonyms:
1. exact, strict, scrupulous. See PAINSTAKING, ANAL

Hey I don't mean to be brookish, but you're doing everything wrong.

Brookish by WHMNPSD October 29, 2009

Brockism 

Brockism is the political and religious philosophy of Brock Obama. Contrary to popular belief, Brock Obama is not just a personality on Facebook. He is the single most powerful political mind in the Kanto region.

Brockism centers on kicking as much ass as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about Pokemon and the Internet in general. Brockism has spawned a storm of Brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy Amabo Kcorb.

Brockism states: "Never tell telemarketers to stop calling you. You can have so much fun trolling them again and again."

Brockism states: "Star Wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has Zubats."

Brockism states: BROCK OBAMA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA. Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States of America. Brock Obama is a character on Pokemon.

Brockism by ItsACaptainDan July 3, 2011

brookes biggest fan 

landyn is brookes biggest fan !! <3

me: i am brookes biggest fan

brookes biggest fan by brookespookiebear December 7, 2022

Brookestone 

A place at the mall with cool shit. RC toys and cars, various tech toys, accessories, and relaxing massage chairs. Also, a dealer of vibrators and dildos for women ( or men ) too shy to got to a sex shop and buy a real dildo, or live too far away.

AKA, that place at the mall with the big massage chairs.

We went to the mall and just sat in the massage chairs for half an hour.

Sarah McHorny went to Brookestone to get a vibrator to masturbate with.

They got cool shit there!

Brookestone by Koopenstein Monster October 24, 2010