broodism 

The nonproductive practice of brooding over things. To dwell on things negatively. A mental state of gloom and doom.

I can't stand his broodism. Perhaps he should consider getting a lobotomy! All he can talk about is how miserable he is.

broodism by thingoneandthingtwo June 13, 2012

Broddism 

A facebook religion, whose commandments and scriptures help maintain balance and order in the bro world

Brommandments (Commandments of Broddism):
1: Thou shalt not cockblock thyself or thy neighbor
2: Thy bros before thy hoes
3: Thou shalt not speak during intense sports moments
4: Thou must always keep thy swag on in public

for 6-10, join the facebook group titled 'the bro commandments'

Broddism by wtf machine April 16, 2010

brodism 

A religion in which all guys (bros) believe in getting together to bro-out...

Bros before Hoes is a key part of the Brodism religion

brodism by P-dub3 October 20, 2007

Brodism 

The religion of Bro's. The Church of Sainted Bro's is the only church in the world that practices the teaching of the great and only Brosph Christ. It is legend that Brosph lives in the deep jungles of Cabo and rides his golden jet-skis through the rivers giving rides to bro's for century's.

Gabe: I just joined the Sainted Church of Brodism, would you like to join me in a trip to Cabo.

Shaun:MY BRO, CABO..........jetskis?

Gabe: And bitches, don't forget the Bitches.

Brodism by Mormonfox May 4, 2013