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Bromander in Chief 

A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.
"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"

brommander 

A commander of bros. Specifically, the head of a brommando.
Bro, we gotta stop bromaxing at the bromansion. The brommander just called the brommando into action.
brommander by APS23 January 29, 2015

Bromander 

A bromander is what you call your slimey brother who reminds you of a salamander. Therefore creating a BRO-MANDER :)
"Yo bromander wassup wanna go get some wasabi?"
Bromander by anonymous February 9, 2022

Bromander's Law 

As an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of an Among Us joke increases.
First it was Godwin's Law. Thanks to Marcus Bromander, Co-Founder of Innersloth, now we have Bromander's Law