brommander
Bro, we gotta stop bromaxing at the bromansion. The brommander just called the brommando into action.
brommander by APS23 January 29, 2015
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Brommando
A Brommando is a tactical unit of Bros or an individual Bro that helps other Bros out when they're in a situation that is turning into a total Brotastrophy.
Brommandoes are simply dedicated Bros that is always there for you when it gets complicated.
Brommandoes are simply dedicated Bros that is always there for you when it gets complicated.
"Yo dude, only the Brommando can fix this party"
"The Brommando saved the party from turning into a bropocalypse"
"The Brommando must've entered the TESTOSTERZONE or something because he made everyone so PSYCHED!"
"The Brommando saved the party from turning into a bropocalypse"
"The Brommando must've entered the TESTOSTERZONE or something because he made everyone so PSYCHED!"
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Bromander in Chief
A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.
"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"
Bromander in Chief by Bromander in Chief December 8, 2009
Bromancer
One who easily seduces, cajoles, dominates, attracts, and or otherwise holds supranatural sway over the male gender. A Bromancer can be anything from an Alpha Type male that both unwittingly and unerringly commands leadership amongst the males in the room and a Vampy woman whose job it is to do yoga, pilates, and pole dancing 8 hours a day.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.
bronandered
bronandered by Mr. Hudak April 26, 2004
Brolander
A weird way of saying, "brother from another mother".
Only people who are not actually related to you are referred to this way.
It can also only be used as a direct statement to someone, you can't refer to people like "he's my brolander" or anything like that, and if you do, you're a savage.
Only people who are not actually related to you are referred to this way.
It can also only be used as a direct statement to someone, you can't refer to people like "he's my brolander" or anything like that, and if you do, you're a savage.
Tom Hanks: Yo, will smith, what's up Brolander
Will Smith: Not much just buying more slaves.
Tom Hanks: no way me too!!!
Will Smith: Not much just buying more slaves.
Tom Hanks: no way me too!!!
Brolander by well done, twat. November 8, 2010