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broke as a joke 

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1.crazy po' like a mofo 2. no loot. 3. tough finicial times 4. need a brotha/sista to help out with cash. 5. so po' fo sho, you know.
Scott: Hey Jim, got any loot?
Jim: No, dawg, I'm broke as a joke.
Scott: That ain't no joke, foo.
Jim: True dat, fo real, pimp.
broke as a joke by Jimmygtp13 November 20, 2007
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broke as a joke 

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Song Performed by Aaron Dissell.
"I'm broke as a joke with nobody to fix me"
broke as a joke by KATVONDURF November 20, 2016
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Broke as a Joke 

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A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.
Can I borrow 10 bucks? I'm as broke as a joke right now
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i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope 

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broke. what you and all your friends most likely are, espec. if you do have a lil ice-cream habit.
"so u wanna go to the movies?" "i can't babe, i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope"
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i'm broke as a joke 

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To be too broke to see a movie with Caleb.
'Hey Ashley wanna go see hunger games?'
'Naw I'm broke as a joke.'
i'm broke as a joke by Jelly-Fish December 1, 2013
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briefcake 

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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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