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Broke as a joke 

Figure of speech used when you are too broke to pay for something
Jim: Yo can you get dinner, I got it last time
John: Sorry, I'm broke as a joke
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broke as a joke 

1.crazy po' like a mofo 2. no loot. 3. tough finicial times 4. need a brotha/sista to help out with cash. 5. so po' fo sho, you know.

Scott: Hey Jim, got any loot?
Jim: No, dawg, I'm broke as a joke.
Scott: That ain't no joke, foo.
Jim: True dat, fo real, pimp.
broke as a joke by Jimmygtp13 November 20, 2007

broke as a joke 

Song Performed by Aaron Dissell.
"I'm broke as a joke with nobody to fix me"
broke as a joke by KATVONDURF November 20, 2016

Broke as a Joke 

A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.
Can I borrow 10 bucks? I'm as broke as a joke right now

i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope 

broke. what you and all your friends most likely are, espec. if you do have a lil ice-cream habit.
"so u wanna go to the movies?" "i can't babe, i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope"

i'm broke as a joke 

To be too broke to see a movie with Caleb.
'Hey Ashley wanna go see hunger games?'
'Naw I'm broke as a joke.'
i'm broke as a joke by Jelly-Fish December 1, 2013
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