broke joke
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Broke Joke
The diamond in her engagement ring is so small you can hardly tell it's there. Her fiance is such a broke joke.
Her boyfriend is such a broke joke he took her to McDonalds the night he said "I love you."
Her boyfriend is such a broke joke he took her to McDonalds the night he said "I love you."
Broke Joke by NicksterGal November 14, 2010
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broke joke
John: What do you call a TV hovering in the dark?
Bill: Here we go again...
John: "DROP IT, NIGGER!" HAHAHA!
Bill: Broke joke, man.
John: What do you mean? That's hilarious!
Bill: You told it six times already this week. That joke went broke. It ran outta funny.
Bill: Here we go again...
John: "DROP IT, NIGGER!" HAHAHA!
Bill: Broke joke, man.
John: What do you mean? That's hilarious!
Bill: You told it six times already this week. That joke went broke. It ran outta funny.
broke joke by krandall, writer January 13, 2009
Broke as joke
When a person has so little money that it is funny and humorous, as they cannot afford to buy anything.
Person 1: Hey bro, you buying yo mum that necklace for Christmas?
Person 2: Nah mate, I'm broke as joke.
Person 2: Nah mate, I'm broke as joke.
Broke as joke by JustABastard January 12, 2017
Broke as a joke
Broke as a joke by John Kennington February 8, 2021
broke as a joke
1.crazy po' like a mofo 2. no loot. 3. tough finicial times 4. need a brotha/sista to help out with cash. 5. so po' fo sho, you know.
Scott: Hey Jim, got any loot?
Jim: No, dawg, I'm broke as a joke.
Scott: That ain't no joke, foo.
Jim: True dat, fo real, pimp.
Jim: No, dawg, I'm broke as a joke.
Scott: That ain't no joke, foo.
Jim: True dat, fo real, pimp.
broke as a joke by Jimmygtp13 November 20, 2007
i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope
i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope by lauren September 1, 2003
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