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Brogressive 

Brogressive. n. A person who holds progressive viewpoints on changes that benefit themselves, and horribly regressive views on issues which do not affect them.
Person: Did you hear about the guy who got 10 years in jail for torrenting?

Brogressive: It's bullshit how hard the government is on these victimless crimes.

Person: I find it offensive how you called that kid a faggot for wearing green shoes.

Brogressive: It's just a joke, like on top gear. Calm down and quit being so hostile.
Brogressive by Jadecoloredgoggles January 9, 2012

brogressive 

A pejorative used to describe a male who agrees with some but not all of the points of someone else's particular version of feminism.
"He said that the 80% gender pay gap might not apply as readily to certain professions or certain metro areas. Obviously he wouldn't make a point of bringing that up unless he's a brogressive."
brogressive by Sam Cooksmith May 19, 2016

Brogressive 

Typically used in reference to straight, cisgender, white, privileged men who self identify as progressive. Brogressives will likely never by affected by discrimination and often make insensitive jokes and write them off as not being true to their beliefs.

Brogressives love to talk about how wrong inequalities are but will never bother to do anything about it. In many cases brogressives are fuckboys that pay serves to their morals by discussing progressive ideas. They also live to act as if they know more about about any topic relating to politics or inequalities than anyone else in the room.
Less Brogressives are being elected as women and people of color started running for office more.
Brogressive by FuckDT June 29, 2018

Brogressive 

The act of becoming overly hyped during inappropriate situations
Thad gets awfully brogressive everytime he attends a funeral.
Brogressive by Kennnn1234 January 10, 2024

brogressive house 

House music for the bros and bro-hos, typically at large music festivals/carnivals. "The music that has an epic build up, and then drops into a little dinky beat"
Brogressive House: MOTHER FUCKIN ANIMALS! do dododododo do do do, do dododododo do do do,
brogressive house by subatomicrabbit December 19, 2013

Progressive Snail 

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail
Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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