bowiesexual

Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.

Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?

bowiesexual by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012

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bowiesexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.

Now I'm not gay, but David Bowie is David Bowie. I guess I'm bowiesexual.

bowiesexual by Stop sucking and get awesome. November 11, 2005

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Boobiesexual

Tongue-in-cheek term used to refer to women who identify primarily as straight but who enjoy touching and fondling women's breasts with no particular interest in genital sexual contact. The fondling may or may not be sexual in nature, depending on the individual. The term was coined by blogger and podcaster minx in a 2005 blog entry at cunningminx.livejournal.com and first appeared in print in the February 2006 Penthouse Forum article by Rachel Kramer Bussel entitled, "XXX Podcasts: the Future of Porn?"

She's not bisexual, just boobiesexual.

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boobiesexual

Tongue-in-cheek term used to refer to women who identify primarily as straight but who enjoy touching and fondling women's breasts with no particular interest in genital sexual contact. The fondling may or may not be sexual in nature, depending on the individual. The term was coined by blogger and podcaster minx in a 2005 blog entry at cunningminx.livejournal.com and first appeared in print in the February 2006 Penthouse Forum article by Rachel Kramer Bussel entitled, "XXX Podcasts: the Future of Porn?"

She's not bisexual, just boobiesexual.

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Broniesexual

(noun) a troglodyte with a sexual attraction to My Little Pony
(adjective) having a sexual attraction to My Little Pony

Hey, did you hear? Jared is a broniesexual! His mother walked in on him having sex with a Twilight Sparkle pillow!
Are you serious? I would never have thought he would have broniesexual tendencies!

Broniesexual by 4n0nymou5 p3r50n February 7, 2022

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Bowiesexual

An uncommon paraphilia characterized by experiencing intense sexual feelings when exposed to anything related to David Bowie such as audio recordings and still or moving images. The term was first coined by noted humanist, Dr. Tash, in 2023.

She's a Bowiesexual, so all I have to do is put on his greatest hits and disrobe.

Bowiesexual by Ballsy1 May 26, 2023

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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