The act of parting the vaginal lips (the bananas) with one's tongue while performing oral sex on a woman. The insertion of the tongue is akin to adding whipped cream to the delicious ice cream (vagina) center.
Guy/girl A: I gave my girl a real good poonanisplit last night. She said it was the best she's ever had.
Guy/girl B: Dayum! That's gonna be hard to top!
Guy/girl B: Dayum! That's gonna be hard to top!
by Pleasenthanku February 23, 2017
The point in a bro's life when he realizes he will never bro out the way he used to. This usually occurs sometime pre midlife crisis, and only the coolest bros can hold out longer. E.g. Joe Biden
Bro A: My boss won't stop bringing up Bro C (who lives downtown) and all the bro-ing out he must be doing.
Bro B: Vicariously living through other bros? Classic sign of onset brotirement.
Bro B: Vicariously living through other bros? Classic sign of onset brotirement.
by Pleasenthanku February 23, 2017