Brosex

When you and your bro have straight sex

Hey bro i am depressed , you know what would help you some brosex

by InfernoCanine June 1, 2018

brosex

(n) The act of a young man getting penis slapped by a large black man.

Holy crap! You just had brosex!

by ohyeahimcool July 4, 2010

BroSex

When you and your are feeling frisky but you don't want to be gay y'all can have BroSex instead of old run of the mill Gay Sex

Hey bro wanna have BroSex?

by Lyndoor May 21, 2022

Brolex

A fake Rolex that all of your friends agree to say is real when you're around women.

Dude, we're gonna be hookin' up tonight when you sling your Brolex around!

by RealRolexGuy March 27, 2011

brosesh

a deep conversation (or heart to heart) where two or more individuals divulge secrets or life stories that are not known by many others. The heart to hears usually happen between, but are not limited to, two or more guys. The end result of these conversations is usually a newly formed bond, hysterical sobbing, a new outlook on life, or a homosexual relationship.

"hey, wanna brosesh tonight?" "yea man, i'll bring the tissues"

by bhuggers May 11, 2010

Brosephine

A Josephine that is temporarily in the bro-zone, or has undergone a state of brosification.

This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.

A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.

whoa! who laid out all these chiggen wings and jaeger bombs for everyone?

oh dude, that was Brosephine

by schwangalang October 4, 2016

Broseph Stalin

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.

Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.

by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010