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Britsman 

A particular minority of middle aged working class male indigenous to Britain with either a beer belly, shaved face, lamb chops or moustache. Can be seen drinking premium lager, complaining about foreigners, or leering at women whilst laughing at cripples and condemning "smackheads" and those on benefits. Red face, shaking, rolling R's and misunderstanding technology whilst believing everyone is trying to rip them off with extended warranties are common tendencies. Impartial to a bit of wife-beatery.
Dropping down to third gear in his 99 plate Ford Transit van, the britsman poked his red face out of the open window to exclaim his distaste of the schoolboy's long hair
Britsman by CardboardJase September 25, 2009

Britland 

A tiny little island floating off the coast of Frenchland. I've heard that british people come from Britland... which actually makes sense if you think about it
Britland by Bad Cheetah December 24, 2007

bislangual 

A person who speaks two types of slang.
I'm bislangual, yo. I can speak redneck AND gangsta.
bislangual by Midnight Kisses April 28, 2005

britlandt 

A very cute boy who is definitely not scrawny at all. He is the most amazing person you will ever meet. Despite what he says, he's always going to be a potato, and not a tomato :)
Britlandt - "cutie. potaaaato."
Lauren - "you're a potato"
Britlandt - "noo. i'm a tomato"
britlandt by ginger :) May 5, 2008
When a man with a beard rubs the whiskers on the hair of a females genitals
My husband starts oral by bristling me with his beard.
Bristling by Loreleisiryn May 20, 2017

Britland 

A Country full of gay people. Britland is a term to call a British Person Gay
Britland is gay
How are you Britland
Britland by African dick November 12, 2019