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British smile

A smile of crooked, stained, yellow teeth; originating from the stereotype of Brits having bad teeth
American: Hey hey hey, Brit.

Englishman: 'Ello, love. *grins*

American: You know, I think I know the perfect dentist to take care of that British smile of your's.
British smile by strippapole13 December 27, 2011
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British Smile

any smile exhibiting bad teeth, characterized by poor orthodontia, caries, and other dental maladies stereotypically associated with the British, but actually observed in all peoples globally.
The authenticity of english spy character, austin powers, was sacrificed in the movie sequel when he lost his british smile.
British Smile by T. Emerson Coleman December 25, 2007

british smile

a term mainly used by african parents to their children. This is where someone is smiling or laughing without meaning it.
one friend says a really unfunny joke

the other puts on a british smile and pretends to find it funny
british smile by baddog64 May 11, 2009

British Smiley 

The British Smiley is added to an insult to allow safe passage for it's utterer. Only works because the sheer pussiness of the British reflects upon the bearer and the receiver of the insult cannot possibly be mad at British people.
Your sister is a tramp (British Smiley)
British Smiley by JordanMont July 2, 2006
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