Briner 

The name of a delusional teacher that talks to herself about life with the husband, fishing, and of course, her dumbass dogs. Oh...and teaches a history class.

Doggonit! Briner has to make sure everybody in her tutorial is fucking dead silent or she’ll put a cap in their head

Briner by CallMeS3npai September 12, 2019

Briner 

A "Briner" is a fan of the cable television host and cook Alton Brown. Originally it referred to fans of Alton's show Good Eats but now can refer to fans of Feasting on Asphalt and Iron Chef America as well. Specifically it refers to participants on the message board at www.goodeatsfanpage.com. The name refers to Alton's technique of soaking turkeys and other meats in a flavorful salt solution to enhance their flavor, a technique called "Brining", hence "Briners".

If you can name all the different parts of the inside of an egg and argue furiously about sugar in cornbread or the presence of beans in Chili (with an I), you might be a Briner.

Briner by Parintachin April 21, 2008

Briner 

A "Briner" is a fan of the cable television host and cook Alton Brown. Originally it referred to fans of Alton's show Good Eats but now can refer to fans of Feasting on Asphalt and Iron Chef America as well. Specifically it refers to participants at various fan-supported message boards. The name refers to Alton's technique of soaking turkeys and other meats in a flavorful salt solution to enhance their flavor, a technique called "Brining", hence "Briners".

If you can name all the different parts of the inside of an egg and argue furiously about sugar in cornbread or the presence of beans in Chili (with an I), you might be a Briner.

Briner by Parintachin April 22, 2008

calianna jean briner 

FUCKING PERFECT IN EVERY WAY! Has an amazing personality. Caliannas are usually slim thicc. Mainly brunette and get all the cute and ugly guys. Guys usually try to hook up with a calianna. If you are a calianna don’t do lipsi and give out ur link ur phone will EXPLODE. You will love a calianna when you find her. And like the vocabulary word HOE.

Is that a calianna? I wish she was mine she’s hot and fucking perfect!

A calianna jean briner: is always perfect and slim thicc what do you expect they also usually have perfect personalities.

calianna jean briner by Jayde_horses October 9, 2018

Brine choney 

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.

Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.

Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

The Bryner 

Instructing your partner during sex to say, "I wish I was prettier." Then after they say it, you slap them across the face.

Person one: Did you give that Lindsay chick The Bryner?

Person two: Like Hell I did, she wouldn't stop complaining about how thick her calves were.

The Bryner by Bryner Bear October 6, 2013

Pulling a Braner 

Leveraging personality and interpersonal skills to receive better service, upgrades, discounts or freebies.

Skipper just got moved up to first class...he pulled a Braner!
How did Doug get seated without any reservations...that's pulling a Braner!
Nathan got the smoker for half the price others paid....he pulled a Braner!

Pulling a Braner by Mayor of Caps Nation October 21, 2019