When a shawty mashes meat crazy style with two cement bricks, preferably the red ones. Usually leaves the victim in a mixed state of bliss and agony- a truly one of a kind experience.
Brett: Dude, I tried to take a piss this morning and it came out of 12 different holes in my jimmy!
Josh: Is it from that brick job Ashley gave you last night? I’m jealous man!
Brett: Best believe it! My 6 inch looked like a piece of pulverized chicken when she finally put the blocks down!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.