Brerry

You’ll always want to be around a Brerry but they’re not for the faint hearted. Everyone try’s but not everyone can run with the Brerry. You’ll hear them coming from a mile away but they move like butter at the bar. Don’t plan on being home early, they’re the last ones to leave a party. A Brerry is nothing short of a dangerous cocktail of a classic Brooke and Jerry. Don’t underestimate a Brerry, they can turn any day of the week into a Saturday. They’ll get fucked up, get you fucked up and always keep the party brewing.

I ran into Brerry last night and they got me so fucked up I was two hours late to work, gambled away last weeks paycheck and was somehow convinced booking a trip with them is more important than going to my kid’s first birthday.

Brerry by JR Guzzo October 15, 2021

Halle berry or hallelujah 

The choice between worldly pleasures (sex, drugs, etc...) and salvation via god. Both have their downsides

It go halle berry or hallelujah? Pick your poision show me what your doing... (money trees, kendrick lamar)

Halle berry or hallelujah by Cj2kisbeast September 10, 2013

Costco berry ice cream

What you get at the food counter at Costco. Very very yummy yummy scrumptious and enlightening.

"Dad can I have some Costco berry ice cream?"
"Well I suppose since we're already here..."
"YAAYYY THANKS DAD"
"I love you son"
"I love you too dad"
"Wake up"
"Aw man another dream with my dad. But at least I got some Costco berry ice cream"

Costco berry ice cream by Aim For North May 15, 2022

berry bush

Ass crack hair full of klingons from poor hygiene. It resembles a bush with berries on it.

The guy in the porno movie bent over causing the three guys to bust out laughing.
"Look at that nasty berry bush," Ed said.
In a moment of realization, Frank said, "Three dudes watching a porno together commenting on a guys ass is kind of gay."
"Shut up Frank, I see vag!"

berry bush by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

acai berry cleanse 

Yet another diet craze in the never ending quest to avoid simply eating healthy and exercising, it combines the all natural and recently discovered health benefits of juice from the acai berry (unsold prune juice left over from the 80's) with the effects of receiving no less than 50 spam emails a day on the topic (vomiting from shear disgust) to rid the body of unhealthy toxins (any recently eaten food) and unnecessary weight (water)

Dana: I need to lose that last 5 pounds.

Paul: Have you tried the new acai berry cleanse? It's all natural....like sticking your finger down your throat...but without all the negative connotations that comes with bulimia.

acai berry cleanse by calihog August 3, 2009

Berry Colossal Crunch 

The greatest cereal ever made. It has five different fruity flavors and is just like Captain Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal, but even better. It also comes in a huge bag that has twice as much cereal inside than a regular cereal box. The inside of the bag itself smells like wonderland. Berry Colossal Crunch is delicious to the point where you don't even need milk, or to eat it for just breakfast, and anybody will enjoy it.

Berry Colossal Crunch is the greatest cereal ever made.

Berry Colossal Crunch by TheFiend138 May 25, 2014

berry basket 

Simply a scrotum, nutsack, etc.

I shaved my berry basket on Tuesday and now it itches.

berry basket by dirtyjeff March 16, 2008