a hella small high school thats 95% white rich kids even though they brag about their diversity. everyone there owns at least ten pieces of branson merch and only wears lulus, champion, khakis, and hoodies. the food is the only reason everyone goes there but theres never enough seats in the commons. theres too many stairs. everyone is book smart but has no common sense. every school hates branson bc its branson but branson is better than marin academy no cap

joe: where do u go
joey: branson high school
joe: at least its not ma

Branson High School by mickeymouseclubhouse2 January 13, 2020

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Branson

You'd be lucky to have a Branson in your life. He is sweet, adorable, smart, and extremely funny. He is mostly introverted, but around friends and loved ones he comes out of his shell. Branson usually feels misunderstood, and usually confides only in a close friend or loved one. When he falls for someone, he loves them more than anything in the world, and he'd do anything for them. He is a loyal and caring friend, and he cares about you more than you know, he just doesn't want to admit it. Keep him close, for he truly brings you happiness and brightens up your life.

What's Branson like?

Oh, he is one of a kind.

Branson by ***Sapphire*** April 9, 2019

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Bransonite

Adj to one: organizes, operates, and assumes the risk for a business venture

Synonym to Entrepreneurial with out the ridiculously highly unnecessarily complicated word pronunciation

Anti-kryptonite to modern day superman

"He demonstrates great bransonite qualities to pursue new business ventures"

Bransonite by drswag February 19, 2013

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Tender Branson

Tender Branson is the main character in
"Survivor: A Novel" by Chuck Palahniuk.

"Tender Branson of the Creedish Death cult?"

Tender Branson by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004

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