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breast reduction

A surgery by which a woman who is encumbered or otherwise hurt (physically or emotionally) by the size of her breasts may find relief. There are at least 3 different surgical methods for breast reduction. The Anchor, No Vertical Scar, or "Lollipop". Breast reduction healing is relatively painless and quick, and the majority of the time the woman is VERY pleased. It is well known that Breast Reduction patients are the happiest of all plastic surgery patients.
Mary is so much happier and more confident now that she's had a breast reduction.
breast reduction by Dddddddd September 28, 2005
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breast reduction

to reduce the size of a womans tits.
also know as a slap to the face of god.
cindy>i think i need breast reduction.
god> i slap harder whore.
breast reduction by mark. saussy. August 24, 2007

Breast Reduction

The act of slapping God in the face and reducing your breast size. Usually older woman get this surgery to correct their sagging breasts.
Tom: Didn't you hear? Jenny got a breast reduction!

Dan: That's like slapping god in the face.
Breast Reduction by mymomwasa36E August 2, 2011

breast reduction

1) Taking away what one soo loves.
2) The immoral and impractable reduction of tittage.
When her husband died, she looked soo distrought that we though she had a breast reduction.
breast reduction by mookiestinks December 6, 2004

breast reduction

This is one of many pointless processes, such as gay pride parades, RIAA watching of file-sharing, etc.
She told me that she wanted to have a breast reduction even though she is a 32B cup, and I told her she was wasting her time.

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera Got A Breast Reduction Surgery<.7.9.7.6.> 

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Breast Redaction

A tattoo across a woman’s chest that is partially obscured by her clothes.
Excuse me mam, could you please take off your top? Due to Breast Redaction, I can’t read your tittoo.
Breast Redaction by Jfman August 9, 2018
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