The sexual act of nipple-to-nipple deffication, resulting in a cemen puddle slash. To create a fecal bridge from one breast to the other, only to break the feces with an erection into an awaiting pool of cemen. Commonly know as a form of foreplay.
Scott played "breaking the bridge" on Natalie's tits. He connected her boobs together with poo, and broke the bridge into a load he blew earlier.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!