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Break up sex 

Break up sex is when a couple, which as already agreed to break up, has one last go around.
John: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: Did you at least have break up sex?
John: Nope.
Bob: Man, that's your right!
Break up sex by R. Pyster December 3, 2006
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Break up sex 

Having sex with the intention of breaking up afterwards
Hey Jen how was the break up sex?
Break up sex by Wolfwood August 27, 2005

break up sex 

sex a couple has right before they break up.
Joe: I'm sorry about the break up man. Did you guys at least have a break up sex?
Alex: Nah. I really wanted to, but I don't think she was up for it.
break up sex by charizzle March 5, 2009

Post Break-Up Sex 

The type of sex that you have with someone else when you just broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Rachel decided to have post break-up sex with her close friend Dan so she could try to forget about her ex.

Breakup sex 

The bittersweet, passionnate, lusty sex you have with your partner shortly after, whilst, or shortly before breaking up with them. Usually both parties are aware that they're breaking up.
It's too bad she left me, but man, was that some good breakup sex.
Breakup sex by vosburgh May 18, 2009

Breakup Sex 

When the relationship with your partner has just ended, but you have sex one last time before you say goodbye.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry your wife but your wife didn't make it through surgery
Joe: Oh my God! What am I going to do?
Doctor: Would you like to see her and have Breakup Sex before we move her to the morgue?
Joe: I suppose for ole times sake why not
Breakup Sex by Ambiguousgenitals November 4, 2021

Breakup sexting 

When your girl wants to pull some shit and say you're broke up. Then you're at work and get a text like

"Well I mean damn can't you picture it - me in my bustiers on my knees with you in my 👄 and then me licking and sucking getting you 🤑 and then pulling me up & bending me over 🍆you sliding my pink cute thong over and taking me bent over the bed .... Hot I mean hot .... Oh well that's a shame😜 "
I thought that chick was gone for good, next thing you know we're breakup sexting.
Breakup sexting by Reush1972 May 27, 2016
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