Break Fat 

When somebody takes a giant shit after eating lots of corn and red food-coloring, blends it in a blender with Gorilla Glue, broken glass and wood chips, then packs it into a hypodermic needle and injects it into their body where the most fat is found, waits for 20 minutes and has a friend get a steel baseball bat and hit the said area as hard as possible in a single swing.

"Dude, I got so horny yesterday that me and Jill had to break fat!!"

Break Fat by Ibrokefat October 4, 2011

Fat Break 

A break from activity reserved for those with a 'few extra pounds', aka the fat.

When a fat break is declared, all activity is halted and precious breathes, calories are consumed, and/or other rejuvenating acts are carried out by said fattie.

The term can also be used ironically by someone who is not actually fat, but is in the spirit of 'fatness'.

Friend #1: *whilst biking; Want to go up that hill?
Fat Friend #2: Yeah, but I need a quick fat break.
Friend #1: Dude, this is your 4th fat break this past hour. Alright *patiently waits*.

Fat Break by GeorgeLaz January 19, 2019

Spring Break Fatty 

The overweight and/or unmotivated people who go tot he gym just before spring break or summer because they know they need to squeeze into a bathing suit. They can also be considered as those who go to the gym simply to say they go tot the gym. They may be spotted sitting/standing by machines socializing thus preventing the actual gym members from going about their usual gym tasks. They sometimes are actually working out on the machines but being that they only go to the gym once a week it is a waste of their time and the time of those dedicated gym goers who frequently get use out of the machines.
Note: Spring break fattys as often as they go or as hard as they seem to work fail to actually see results.

Damn dude, that girl is just sitting on the machine texting. That Spring Break Fatty needs to get out of here and stop wasting our time.

Spring Break Fatty by Reel G April 16, 2011

fat bread 

When you or an acquaintance makes good money.

Paul: Got my paycheck, $350.
Me: Fuck man you're makin' fat bread.
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Me: Can you afford a PS3?
Brother: Yes, I make fat bread.

fat bread by GI48 July 10, 2006

bed and breakfats 

The result when you attempt to search "bed and breakfast" on Urban Dictionary and misspell it.

Oops! Instead of typing "bed and breakfast" I typed "bed and breakfats" and got to this page, giving a perfect example!

bed and breakfats by Skelwor June 3, 2009

breakfatize 

to add any breakfast item or ingredient to a non-breakfast meal or dish

Would you like to breakfatize your hamburger by adding a fried egg?
I breakfatized my dinner by having a pancake instead potatoes

breakfatize by Fets Whisky Kitchen September 17, 2016

Breakfatarian

One who's daily diet consists of nothing but breakfast food.

A typical Meal plan for a Breakfatarian could be

Breakfast: Cereal

Lunch: Bagel w/ Cream-Cheese

Dinner: Pancakes

Amongst many other variations.

Breakfatarian by CheescakeBastard July 2, 2011